主題: Re: 相識的開始---送給所有親愛的妳們 (To: E.T. &; Four Seasons)


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作者: Sleepless on July 02, 1999 at 06:15:19:

加入以下討論: Re: 相識的開始---送給所有親愛的妳們 作者是 媛笙 on July 01, 1999 at 18:20:11:

To: E.T. Princess

The food you served the other day at the Prince's reception banquet was really gross.(No wonder Stella wanted her money back!) As amiable and popular as you are, I found it hard to believe that there are subtle signs of rage, violence, and aggression in you. I want to help. Here are a few tips to cool you down:

1. Horsing around (I know this is your best sport. You can do it!)

2. Dancing in the rain, with or without clothes on (Do this when nobody is watching.)

3. Knocking yourself out with Tequila Sunrise (Do this when the sun sets.)

If you still can't put that "peace within" back into your mind and soul, there is one last resort you may want to try:
Pay a visit to the "I Drive Myself Crazy" clinic. I know lots celebrities go there. Good luck, my friend! Ha Ha Ha...

P.S. Thank you for your generous comments. You really made my day. That was the second time you wrote in English. I was quite impressed by its clarity. My friend, you will be underestimating yourself if you don't admit that you are in fact better than me, in all aspects. You know what I mean. I know you are flying right now. Enjoy your trip in Taiwan.

To Four Seasons:

In real life, I might be able to get your ticket pulled if you are traveling within our state boundary. However, as far as time traveling into another time, and worse yet with your time-machine stalled among that infinite galaxies, I am really at my wit's end about your predicament.

I sought for the help of our Mighty E.T. Princess. Since she rented out all of her time machines, she decided to map out a quasi-"Saving Private Ryan" mission herself. She promised me that she would bring you home safely. [I guess she will have to ride her magic bike, you know, the bike that flies.]. By the time you get home, there will be more than 5 tomatoes on the vines. : )

P.S. Over the months, I have noticed your keen insights on many things, such as literature, music and social events. Your refined taste is a quality that I admire the most. I hope our friendship will last beyond the millennium. I noticed your e-mail address. Although I have been hanging out here long enough, Yun-yu and Gilllian are the only two I have ever corresponded with. We write to each other once every 6 months. So don't count on me too much. But maybe one day I will just surprise you.


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